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Flag Waving Republican

A delusional angry misguided individual who blames Democrats for all their unhappiness as they wave the Republican Flag, hoping Corporate America will notice their dedication and throw them a bone. Their biggest dream in life is to be part of the real Republican Party, but that will never happen because they are only pawns doing the dirty work of the super rich.

Flag waving Republicans cannot imagine there is anything else but Republicans and Democrats, so if you are not a Republican then you must be a Democrat and will be labeled as such.

This is someone who hates the poor and worships the rich, yet they are barely middle class, if that, and will never become rich like their idols.

They love Ronald Reagan and hate Civil Rights.

Flag Waving Republicans are selfish assholes mistakenly accepted as serious concerned citizens.
Common Traits of Flag Waving Republicans are:

Yell when they are angry, whisper when they are happy.

Watch a lot of News that consists mostly of yelling.

Kisses the boss' ass.

Arrogantly believes they are superior to everyone else

because of one moronic conclusion, "No one else is

dedicated to the Republican Party as much as I, so of

course I deserve better".

The flag waving republican is a constant irritation at work or anywhere else where fighting and hatred are not good. . They preach and preach, spread rumors, gang up on anyone, obsess about being number one at the expense of others so they can righteously say "I got mine, fuck you".

Basically, they are rude nasty people.
by Tre Robynson August 23, 2011
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Cock warming

Farmer: the rooster got out in the rain and now it looks like it's due for some cock warming

Farmer's wife: I'll go get it a blanket
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waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water
I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,
by Amanda Hugginkiss December 24, 2003
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waking nightmare

The nightmare that continues when you wake up. Or real-life has become nightmarish.
When Kyle was sent to prison his life became a waking nightmare, he was so pretty.
by bookishbedfellow June 20, 2016
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Latvian waxing

Latvian waxing is when a person who consumed large amount of alcohol falls asleep in bed with lit cigarette causing the whole house get burned to the ground.
I became homeless after my Russian roommate had drunk the whole bottle of vodka and died of Latvian waxing
by Filips Adamenko October 30, 2017
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walinga

An Australian slang term for one who masturbates excessively.
"Oy mate! No wonder your palms are hairy! You're a regular walinga!"
by Happy Vegemite June 15, 2008
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The Best Part of Waking Up

Is Folgers in your Cup!
Rockapella actually sang that song. I didn't know that earlier.
by FireballX301 May 8, 2005
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