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Obey The Walrus

The creepiest video you will ever see on YouTube which features a weird dancer with polio tap dancing to an unheard beat, some weird pattern, and a picture of a walrus swimming. I suggest you not watch it if you scare easily, the video is batshit crazy and frickin creepy. You will have nightmares.
Friend: Hey, I heard you saw that YouTube video Obey The Walrus. What did you think?
Me: It was so damn creepy. If you watch it you will be scared cuz you're a wimp.

Friend: Oh, okay, see you later.
by tratsa August 26, 2016
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Obey The Walrus

A ridiculously trippy video on YouTube of an incredibly anorexic woman tap dancing with an umbrella. It is highly recommended not to watch the original video as it contains content YOU. WILL. NEVER. GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!
*Troll on Tinychat opens up a harmless looking video*

Social Nerd: Hey, a pixelated talking face!

Guy: NO, NOT THIS VIDEO AGAIN!! OH GOD!!

Social Nerd: What?!

*Video gets trippy and cuts to an incredibly disturbing black and white stop motion sequence*

Social Nerd: O_O what the FUCK is THAT?!

Troll: Uparanoid?!

Admin: *kicks troll from chatroom*

Guy: FINALLY OVER!!!

Social Nerd: Never. Again.

Obey The Walrus
by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 14, 2014
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Walrustache

a mustache that is so bushy that it actually exceeds the parameters of the top lip that it makes the wearer look like a walrus. Can also be combined with a beard arrangement to increase the effect.
Jamie Hyneman off mythbusters has an epic walrustache
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A large bushy mustache resembling that of a Walrus. Bonus points for sporting one while being bald and pudgy.
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(Wal-RUS)- (Pah-R-Tee)
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Oh right! Can’t forget the bitches!”
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Wallis dog/hound

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Illinois Walrus Bang

The act of shoving two (preferably large) penises in each nostril of a person, usually performed during a threesome.

Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
"Remember that somebody out there prefers the Illinois Walrus Bang over the Illinois Backyard Roast"
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