Wallo up

A tactic of waiting until 5:00 PM and walloing up to the table and eating every ounce of left overs in the fridge while watching your programs.

“Well, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, time to Wallo Up!!”

by Commercestpirate June 26, 2019

Walmart Chicken

Male Walmart employees stick their cock into the hot ready to eat chicken. A gruesome reality for those who have previously enjoyed this warm food.

Customer (ryan): Excuse me, do you have any more Walmart Chicken?

Employee (lance): Don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart, I heard someone stuck their dick in one.

by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021

wank wallow

That feeling you get once you've finished a filthy wank. When you are lying in bed, jizz everywhere, and you can see a mans balls bouncing around your laptop screen. The lowest feeling of all.

had the biggest wank wallow this morning, everything was great until that moment just after i came. Grim

by seanysean23 January 30, 2015

Walmart alumni

People who wear college-branded apparel (presumably bought from Walmart) despite never having attended there. Common among bandwagon fans of athletically successful colleges like USC or UT-Austin.

Bet you half those fans are Walmart alumni.

by automaticwpn December 19, 2010

walloped

A severe ass woopin. A huge event. To get whomped. A motherload.

The boy walloped the bully teaching him a lesson. We got walloped in that last snow storm.

by Jomamma2 January 17, 2010

Walao

what the hell

*Eve spills tea on adam*
Adam: WALAO eh so clumsy!!

by Seaital October 20, 2010

chin bar walloped

a term often heard in northern ireland,it means the effects of consuming copious quantities of ecstacy or MDMA. the afflicted person's eyes will roll back in their skull,the jaw will move up and down at approximately 93 mph,and the words "man i am soooo baked" will usually be spoken in an unintelligible manner.

last night i was chin bar walloped

did ya see the hack of that wee lad? he was fuckin chin bar walloped!

by Kunstable January 18, 2007