WITF

With Intent to Fuck

"Man, Yaro walks around Sarah WITF."

"Only reason he bought flowers was WITF."

by IsaacMCelis May 30, 2012

WTFWJD

An acronym that stands for "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?", popularized by the blog Going Jesus (goingjesus.com) which emblazons the phrase on its t-shirts and stickers.

Sara got an email about her blog from some guy in Australia that went, "I am a born again Christian and blah blah blah saying Fuck all the time and blah blah blah WTFWJD and blah blah blah you're not a Christian and you don't have a relationship with Christ and blah blah blah."

by KatieC September 21, 2004

WTFWBJD

What The Fuck Would Baby Jesus Do

I suggest you make this for the office holiday party next week...WTFWBJD.

by Matt Vaccaro December 15, 2006

wtfwic

Why the f*ck would I care?

<billy> Ima hack you
<bob> wtfwic

by George Reid July 15, 2006

witw

Worms in the wild. An acronym used to abbreviate a common term used by computer virus analysts.

"Today, major antivirus companies released updates due to newly found witw."

Not to be confused with ggw, a much more interesting subject...

by rras December 29, 2004

WTFWCND

Similar to the "WTFWJD", it means, What The Fuck Would Chuck Norris Do?

Person 1: "So this guy was all up in my grill and I didn't know what do to, what should I have done?"

Person 2: "WTFWCND"

by chadwick179 April 20, 2011

WTFWatch

Humorous person, series when he wants to.

Look at Joe! He's a total wtfwatch!

by Penosr October 25, 2011