wash yo bootie

You stank in between yo legs and need to clean it up.for real, that shit aint cute and un-natural.

"Gurrl and/or heffa, you need to wash yo bootie"

by B-B-G February 28, 2009

Wash My Berry

To tidy, wash, clean and freshen up one’s vagina before or after coitus or masturbation.

I better jump in the shower and wash my berry before my boyfriend gets here.

I need to wash my berry. I’m all wet from flicking the chicken this morning.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Wash Strokes

When you wind up mastutbsting yourself to orgasm while bathing or showering. Typically starts with a few innocent soapy wash strokes to clean the genitals but quickly turns into a full on wank or bean flicking session.

I intended to take a quick shower to rinse off but as usual, it ended with wash strokes.

I was washing the knob cheese from my foreskin and ended up doing wash strokes and busted a rope all down my leg.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

wash and wank

To pleasure yourself in the shower. It's convenient because it kills two birds with one stone, the buckling down and the clean up.

Friend: Hey you wanna go to taco bell?
Me: Sorry, I gotta do the ol' wash and wank
Friend: Can I join?
Me: Yee

by bound2 June 1, 2016

Wash Your Fucking Hands

A simple reminder to all the lazy people who haven't washed their hands in a long time.

Lazy Person: *doesn't wash their hands*
Germaphobe: NIGGA WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!1

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

wash day

A day of the week that a natural girl washes her hair

"Girl your hair looks so soft."
"Thanks last night was wash day"

by Kai Kai love September 30, 2017

wash your bird

A command used to remind one's young son (who has just begun bathing on his own) to wash his penis

Son: Dad, I'm going to take a bath.
Father: Don't forget to wash your bird.

by Sarahla July 26, 2006