The common practice of men, where after using a public restroom, instead of actually washing their hands, they simply slightly dampen them under the sink and then dry them on the pants or a paper towel. Thus giving the illusion that they did in fact wash their hands.
by Taliesinson July 11, 2008
The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity
Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin
Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank
Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up
Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank
Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up
by The Mizzler June 16, 2010
by K TOSS June 28, 2008
Think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it's now cum in the hair. This is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the jiz from their hair.
Hey, your girlfriend just walked out of the bathroom with that guy, and it looks like she's just had a salty wash. What a slut.
by Dr. Combs2 June 27, 2005
by scoobydoo347 February 24, 2005
To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met.
Dave hoped the bird he was giving a ride home to would give him a blowjob on the way so he had a gentleman's wash
by tropical February 04, 2006
Brianna felt ashamed when her roommate caught her in the bathroom doing the wash of shame after using her dildo.
by Claud4 May 09, 2014