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waffles with syrup

1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a loving and pleasant wake-up call.

With syrup refers to when the woman doing the waffling has either recently had sperm inserted into her vagina, is ovulating and hence, very slick, or bleeding (see "on the rag")

2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina that is slick with moisture from some form of bodily fluid
This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles with syrup. I needed two napkins!
by Dr. Petra Ona Pousai September 26, 2010
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waffles & cream

When one is banging a girl from behind and her face is pushed against the fence to create a "grill marks". Then turn her around and ejaculate in her face.
We were at the park and I gave Mary waffles & cream.
by Octopussie October 28, 2007
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waffles.fm

Private torrent tracker claiming to be a recipe wiki. Doesn't come even close as grand as its better and nicer sister. FBI should raid this shit.
HOWEVER, the average ratio for waffles.fm does not have to be one, and in fact, it will always be higher. to prove this, pretend there is a site with only two users. one downloads 40 mb and uploads 20 mb, and the other downloads 20 mb and uploads 40 mb. the first users ratio is .5 and the second users ratio is 2, and the average of their ratios is 1.25. —Waffles handle: josh
by Satano69 September 7, 2010
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droppin waffles

To be livin' large, and excessively so. Often times used in collaboration with "make it rain," "spendin dollas," and "stunna shades." Mostly colloquial use, but gaining steam in the Northeast, almost becoming a common term.
Kid 1: Daaaamn look at that kid lookin' fly in them jorts with the stunna shades on and radio bumpin.
Kid 2: Gadzooks! I ain't neva seen somebody droppin waffles like him.
by rts944444 May 4, 2009
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chicken n' waffles

noun. Fried chicken and waffles. Usually served as breakfast. Roscoe's Chicken N' Waffles is World Famous, however, Merrit Bakery in Oakland California is the best place in the bay area to dine on this wonderful dish.
If you ever pull an all-nighter in the east bay Merrit Bakery is the best place to chow down on Chicken N' Waffles.
by DJ Willow from Paris February 1, 2008
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When you are starving and surfing the internet. Or, you are talking to the elder one.
Dan: How do we bow down?
Jason: Like this!
*THUNK*
Jason: oh mighty google i am here for waffles
by MaxSolar0713 April 21, 2018
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Do You Like Waffles

"Do You Like Waffles?" is a somewhat popular song on the Internet featuring a dancing waffle, a few kids, robots, ghosts, flowers, and dinosaurs. All of them have a smile and are singing/dancing happily to the tune of "Do You Like Waffles?". The main purpose of this song is to annoy whoever happens to be around, because as you can imagine, this isn't really the type of song you would listen to in the background of whatever you are doing. Even so, the song has over 9.5 million hits on Youtube.
Guy 1: Hey, I'm gonna play a song.
Guy 2: Okay.
(Guy 1 puts on "Do You Like Waffles")
Guy 2: TURN IT OFF! I CAN'T TAKE IT! MAKE IT STOOOOP!
(Guy 2 jumps out the window)
by jack123abc4 January 11, 2011
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