In the vein of "awkward animals" one creates with one's hands during an awkward lull in the conversation- the awkward vulva is performed by making both hands into a mouth-like shape, with the thumbs forming the bottom jaw and the fingers overlapped forming the upper jaw, so to speak. then open and close the "mouth." True, the Awkward Vulva is oriented horizontally, unlike a true vulva, but it is, after all, an AWKWARD vulva. it is accompanied by the chant "Awkward Vulva!" *clap clap, clap-clap-clap* (to the tune of "its all over")
Guy #1: Man, that sandwich was delicious!
Hot Asian Chick: oh really? was it a dick sandwich?
Guy #1: yes.
...
Guy #2: AWKWARD VULVA! *clap clap, clap-clap-clap*
Hot Asian Chick: oh really? was it a dick sandwich?
Guy #1: yes.
...
Guy #2: AWKWARD VULVA! *clap clap, clap-clap-clap*
by ladelfull_of_soup October 19, 2010
Get the Awkward Vulva mug.The most beautiful, delicious thing in the world. More commonly known as a pussy. The vulva is the external part of the pussy, commonly misidentified as the "vagina," which is actually the inside part.
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Get the vulvacious mug.A beaten pussy (after a rigorous sex sesh) that heals at a super human rate. Something similar to the real reason why Charles Xavier is in a wheel chair
Man I beat that pussy so hard last night she was wheeling herself around the house like Charles Xavier. But within minutes she had healed at a super human rate like vulvarine and was ready for round two!
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After being dismissed by four boyfriends in succession, Wanda became a rabid vulvalante, and began limiting her social circle exclusively to women, meeting with them frequently to berate males.
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