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terrorist voting

Technically this doesn't exist (geniuses), because terrorists vote through the barrel of a gun (to paraphrase Chairman Mao Tse Tung, who also coined the phrase "political correctness" during the Cultural Revolution in 1960s China). In short, terrorists don't find the political process to be worth their participation, so they commit acts of terrorism to terrorize people instead of voting like your rich f--king parents do.
Al Quida doesn't believe in terrorist voting, when it's so much easier to blow up a Jewish pizzeria or put nukes in the Super Bowl.
by Assex 776 March 8, 2008
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indecisive online voting

Most people expect that voting twice (once voting negatively and once voting positively) will do nothing to the overall fractions of the thumbs down and thumbs up, when in fact, it shrinks the fraction of the positive thumbs up over the total thumbs.
Really? That douchebag reduced your overall percentage of thumbs ups by indecisive online voting? (Ex. 75/100=.75
76/102=.74509.....)
by Wozniakick November 8, 2010
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terrorist voting

An inaccurate euphemism used by moonbats to describe 2008 Republican voters that crossed over and voted for Hillary Clinton in states with open primaries. The reality that some states conducted these pro-choice primaries, and that this crossing over was neither illegal nor nefarious, greatly angers some libtards.

The term “terrorist” is purposely used to try and goad these voters (because of their probable support for the War on Terror). After all, accusing actual patriots (those who UNDERSTAND the difference between “dissent” and sedition and/or treason) of “'terrorist' voting” could be pretty insulting, right?

Additionally, the term “terrorist voting” is an attempt to water down and obfuscate the meaning of the word “terrorist” (as has already been done with “fascist” and “racist”). The left wing, with much intellectual dishonesty, seeks to turn the definition of “terrorist” on its head by applying the term to:

-the Israeli military
-Western governments who participate in counterterrorism
-defense contractors
-any human who takes a pro-active stance against the Religion of Peace and its RANDOM murdering of other humans in the Philippines, Indonesia, Thailand, India, Chechnya, Afghanistan, Iraq, Israel, Somalia, Kenya, Sudan, Egypt, Spain, France, The Netherlands, Sweden, Great Britain and New York City.

To further obfuscate things, the left wing (and their willing accomplices in the moonstream media) use euphemisms to describe the Taliban, Al-Qaeda, Hamas, Fatah, Hezbollah, Islamic Jihad, Paleostinians, etc. as anything BUT terrorists.
Actual Patriot: When I told a libtard co-worker that I voted for Hillary, she said I was "terrorist voting."

Another Actual Patriot: Does she drink a lot of Kool-Aid?

Actual Patriot: I suppose so. In her rose colored, alternate reality where women don't need men, and fish ride bicycles, "Bong Water" is one of the most popular flavors.
by Stark Reality March 13, 2008
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Voting Karma

1) Taking your civic duty too far when voting during election season in the hopes that one day, people might vote for you for president.

3) Casting thousands of votes on TMZ.com in hopes that one day you'll be famous enough to have 60,000 people vote they'd rather do you than Jessica Alba.

2) Voting for Urban Dictionary entries in order to get up votes for your definitions.
Guy: Who are you voting for today?
Girl: Who ever is first on the ballot! It really doesn't matter who, I'm just trying to pump up my voting karma for when I run for president.
by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010
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voting age

Bingo slang for '18'.
"Voting age - number 18!"
by Anonymous August 16, 2002
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Terrorist Voting

Any vote opposed by neocons or in favor of Palestinians or against Israel.
Yo dude yo see the terrorist voting at the UN? It was a 111 to 1 vote for a resolution condemning Israel's lastest bombing campaign against women and children. The lone U.S. vote stopped the terrorist voting dead in its tracks.
by Bushthefourth March 13, 2008
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