Vito Torpedo

When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.

Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!

Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023

Vito the Dorito

Basically he umm the um the when the vto when the vitoan the viot

bro can you veliebe that the vito has nt seen dogfather

Man i cannot beliee that Vito the Dorito ahs not seen the godtfhater

by bookem January 7, 2022

Vito-ing

The unprovoked act of aggressively flexing your biceps with total disregard for your surroundings. Term originated in Chicago Illinois by one "Vito" Derisi, this trend has even been known to have crossed the northern borders to Canada.

"You want some of this?" *slaps biceps as he's Vito-ing

True Story

by dwahl January 23, 2014

Dad Vito

Anyone's father who has an uncanny physical resemblance to Don Vito of Viva La Bam!.

John: Dude, your dad kind of looks like Don Vito.

Nick: Yeah, that's my pop, Dad Vito.

by fingers November 11, 2004

Vito Jr.

Take a crap in shower as was done by Vito Jr in The Sopranos

I could see brown flakes streaming my way after the kid in the next shower stall did a Vito Jr.

by diodetrans May 12, 2007

don vito

An obese, disgusting slob, who is also a convicted sex offender currently serving a sentence of 10 years probation due to his fondling of 12 year old girls. His actions were glorified by his nephew Bam "aka Sellout" Margera, on the show Viva La Bam. While any normal person would put him in an insane asylum, his antics brought better ratings to the show, thus his outrageous actions were encouraged.

Looks like we won't see much of Don Vito, cause he's in jail for the next decade.

by teebowandarrow March 3, 2008

don vito syndrome

When someone in a fury and angry state is yelling and the other people around him/her can only understand some of the words they are saying. Often times the one who has don vito syndrome does not make complete sentences but rather short phrases with swear words mixed in.

Mickey: Daniel why do you always leave your shhabengi out and don't fritelshdutbs like a normal person

Daniel: Looks like you've caught don vito syndrome

don vito syndrome

by jbenon January 13, 2010