venus ( cleanlyshavedputhay)

The hottest person EVER to be on this earth and is hilarious and awesome and deserves everything and they are so cool and they are five people away from Harry styles

Nick: have you seen Venus ( cleanlyshavedputhay) on TikTok?
Ryan: oh yeah! He’s so hot

by gavinlover10 June 10, 2021

dick venue

Basically another word for "sausage fest." Meaning a place with a high ratio of men compared to women.

Or a place where gay males congregate such as a homosexual strip club or gay bar.

There were barely any girls at that party last night, it was a total dick venue!

by Ebenzer Splooge February 21, 2011

chamber of venus

vagina. the glory of being alive. the place where all the guys want to go (and come).

"Venus has given her great desire; she cannot withdraw her chamber of Venus from the man who pleases her" Geoffrey Chaucer, Wife of Bath's Tale 611-618

by diddley who December 9, 2008

venus nosetrap

the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ass right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the shit out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim's head jerks up and sadistically smacks the bare ass of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer's anus, creaing a "venus nosetrap"; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an anus filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge ass they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with "moon" deriving from the ass

after holding in a day's worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him pass out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths

by weasel June 9, 2005

Venus Condoms

A sheet of flavored plastic or latex used to protect luvas from STDs during oral luv making. When used properly, it will help prevent the exchange of bodily fluids during oral luvin.

All I could taste and smell were plastic strawberries while taking my girly friend to cloud-V with Venus Condoms.

by Marcus Rogan February 1, 2006

Venus Williams

African American tennis goddess. Has won 3 Wimbledons, 2 US Opens, and 1 Olympic Gold.

Venus Williams laid the smack down on Sharapova at Wimbledon last year.

by benthorot May 31, 2006

Venus Fly Trap

The act of oral sex cunnalingus preformed on a woman where the giver manipulates their hands as described below:
Place hands together as if you are going to pray.
Interlock the 4th & 5th digit of both hands.
Insert the 3rd or middle digit into the receiver’s vagina.
Spread the labia or vaginal lips with the second digit to allow access to the clitoris.
Use the thumbs or first digit to support the giver head underneath the chin.
Use your lips & tongue to give your partner the time of her life.

Originally mention in the 1986 - 1992 NBC TV show LA LAW as, "That was the Venus Fly Trap, it's Never failed me yet", referring to a scene which the viewer was led to believe that oral sex was being preformed much to the joy of actress Susan Dey. Don’t ask who the actor who played opposite of her was, or the name of the episode, as I don’t know. It was then discussed in the Forum articles of Playboy magazine. Which is where I learned the technique, much to the delight of more than one woman.

by flingwings July 22, 2008