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fatal velocity

too fuckin fast. to fuckin fast. fast is too fuckin fast.
by Rapsheets January 8, 2025
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Human velocity

Human velocity is only 4 years old, and currently the youngest person ever.
-My name is human velocity

-you are the youngest person ever!
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Decision velocity

The rate of speed and fervor a person brings forth when coming to a conclusion
The depth of one's decision velocity becomes apparent when multitasking
by anonymous September 10, 2025
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Pi Velocity

The ability to quickly and effectively come up with new and creative ideas on or about the number π that are both useful and practical.
Pi velocity measures one’s capacity to produce the most number of pi results in the least amount of time, which occurs when there are minimal creative barriers and sufficient time spent on the math project.
by Numerati October 11, 2025
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Velociturd

What comes from taking a dump very hard, often after not shitting for a while; It usually gets unloaded within 1-2 seconds and travels at lethal velocities, hence the name.
On the road trip last thursday, Bob didn't crap for days. But when we finally got to a truck stop, I could've sworn the earth exploded. The stench emanating from the bathroom that housed Bob's velociturds was unbearable. I could even smell that unholy odor for a few hours afterwards.
by GUY_9000 November 13, 2011
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velocitized

"I got off the freeway onto a 25 mph street and got pulled over. I didn't even notice I was speeding because I was velocitized."
by Georgie Pants November 17, 2003
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