Vatican blessing

When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.

I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.

by Nitto October 17, 2017

vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

VAGICAL!

an euphoric encounter with a vagina. (Magical Vaginal Experience)

He/She/They had an orgasm and it was VAGICAL!!!

by Charles Xander Bee65 December 11, 2017

Vatican

Ay, this my house

"I live in the Vatican Bro"

by Pope Francis; Bishop of Rome December 1, 2020

Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.

John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.

by Christ's whore December 26, 2020

vaticando

adj. A type of fervent religious positivity.

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The pope thinks we can beat covid ... and cancelled Easter services. I admire his vaticando attitude.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

Vatican Syndrome

When a non-religious person visits a place of great Christian significance (such as The Vatican), and is so enchanted by the art and scenery that they consider becoming a born-again Christian.

“Seeing all of the statues, all of the artwork, I just feel like this place is *right*, you know?”

“Sounds like classic Vatican Syndrome to me.”

by Carnefice November 14, 2021