Vagcork

A vagina cork. Analagous to a 'cock-block' for males. A vagcork is a person whose actions inhibit successful mating behavior for the female victim.

Pronounced vaj-cork.

That really hot guy was coming on to me at Whole Foods until Karen, the big vagcork, started yammering about getting lots of yogurt so I could cure my bad gas.

by Neuroguru August 2, 2009

Vagicon

A vagicon is a woman who manipulates a man into doing her will with the suggestion, whether by innuendo in speech or titillation through posture, expression, or provocative dress, that by obedience he will be rewarded with sex, but then reneges on the offer.

See that Vagicon at the bar? She hasn't paid for a drink all night

by !!SPARTA!! November 28, 2010

Vagacne

To have red poppable bumps on the vagina.

"What is this cream for?"
"Oh, my vagacne is getting worse."

"It's the time of day again where I need to pop my vagacne and rub some vagactive on it"

by EzmeraldaPusspopper December 28, 2007

Vagapocalypse

This is what will happen if Hillary Clinton is voted into office. When Hillary smashes down on the podium, her vagina gets very angry, and lashes out at dick of all mankind. Repeated occurrences of this action will result in the genocide of the human race by a hairy twat.

Oh no!! Hillary is president! RUN AND HIDE BEFORE HER MONSTROUS FUCK HOLE BRINGS FORTH THE APOCALYPSE!!!

Her crotch is a war machine building up to vagapocalypse!

By the way, Hillary supports necrophilia. :)

by Logan Arn April 28, 2008

Vagcore

a band who thinks they are so metal/hardcore/brutal or whose fans think they are so metal/hardcore/brutal although they are not and are no where near said adjectives. derived from the various prefix "core" genres (i.e. metalcore, deathcore, electrocore, mathcore, etc) and The slang for vagina "vag" which implies pussy as in a weak or lame.

disturbed, recent metallica, system of a down, lamb of god, Atreyu, and especially slipknot are just a few vagcore bands

by epic ethan July 13, 2009

Vagalope

A derogatory phrase that is used to describe a person that is a: Vagina Adoring, Gangbang addicted, Lustful orgasm(juice) pursuing employee.

Man, Tracie is such a vagalope.

by JoexOreo December 25, 2008

vagapointment

a serious disappointment after interaction with a vagina.

once i got her pants off and saw her giant puffy muff it was a total vagapointment!

by vanessary roughness March 19, 2011