vagacough

When a person claims they cough so hard that they injured their back. It's typical fot a lesser mans vagina tk tighten up causing symptoms of a pulled muscle in their back.

Jason said he was sick but really he's had vagacough for years.

by Spangled Tiger February 17, 2024

Vacalough

An absence from work where you combine your vacation time and your recession related furlough into an extended break.

Doug: "Hey Annie, I heard your work furloughed you for a week in December?"
Annie: "Yeah, it sucks, but I'm taking my vacation the following week and going to Hawaii for 2 weeks on vacalough."
Doug: "Lucky Bitch!"

by MuckSLC July 12, 2009