french vasectomy

The act of inserting a lit cigarette, lit end down, into the tip of a man's penis, down his urethra. The idea is that this act will render the man infertile, like a vasectomy.

"I was getting head from this French broad and she refused to take her smoke out of her mouth. She knew what she was doing, but I was still worried she might try to give me the ol' french vasectomy."

by lordofallthatisfart-related January 27, 2009

Voeckler

After the impressive performances of the likable french supercyclist Thomas Voeckler, it isn't uncommon to use his surname in order to describe a situation where one outdoes any competition in a surprising and daring way that may build a large fanbase. These performances generally involve a fighting struggle and an unorthodox result.

Did you see that highspeed chase last night? That gay wouldn't have gotten away if he didn't pull a Voeckler on highway 395.

Jim got some much pussy last night, He pulled a Voeckler on the dance floor at that club and went home with ten girls!

by D Dreezee July 10, 2011

vasect

to cut off access to, or inhibits someone's access to annother

also to end the fun, create an abrupt stop to the fun

"You were such a cock-block last night! you need to stop vasecting me all the time ass hole"

by totesconcerned October 12, 2011

Vasectomi

The second attempt at a successful vasectomy after the first one failed to be effective.

Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.

Luther: Oh ya, what up?

Reba: I'm pregnant!

Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!

Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!

by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011

vosick

A polish word. Meaning to be a boss on everything. To be a great musician. Banjo and guitar is the two instruments raped on.

That guy is fuckin raping on stage, Vosick to the motha fuckin max

by Drool239 December 14, 2013

Vasectom-Victimized

Forcing people, usually men, to feel feelings of inferiority and impotence because of their gender. Not only done by women or transgender people, and not only done to men or transgender people. Named because of the feelings of impotence (vasectom), and the negative psychological effects of feeling like a victim (victimized).

The woman continued to berate the men in the classroom, and criticized them personally based on her generalized feelings of society and general examples of anecdotal situations they had nothing to do with. Some people left the classroom feeling vasectom-victimized.

by Def2049 August 5, 2017

Vasectomize

Male balls being separated

So how was u'r date with that girl whom u got a crush on?

It went great! she vasectomized me and now were in friend zone.

by ventus September 29, 2017