von shmoot 

Used in the same vein as many other popular, yet freakishly anti-social, yet endearing sex-acts one performs on their signifigant other, (ie: Dirty Sanchez, Plumsucker, Abe Lincoln, et al,) The VON SCHMOOT is so increadibly atavistic and vile, that its meaning defies definition.
Instead, is is used as a catch-all phrase to describe the most perverted and rotten act that your girlfriend will permit you to perform on her (willing or otherwise),yet still make you breakfast the next morning.

That chick is so freaky, instead of the "rick james", I gave her a "von schmoot". Next time I'll invite her sister too, and give 'em both a double "von schmoot".

von shmoot by Toast January 21, 2005

Von Essen 

(1) a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or impostor.
(2) a trader, turn coat, sell out, back stabber, someone who would hurt the ones he is entrusted to serve and protect in order to advance his own position and career.
(3) fecal matter

I just took a Von Essen then wiped my Giuliani.

Von Essen by Kingsfr November 7, 2007

Von Scheer

A word to describe when someone's nipples stick out outrageously.

Friend 1: Man, its cold In here. I'm gonna get a Von Scheer.

Friend 2: Look again...

Friend 1: Oh, shit!

Von Scheer by Scrotti October 31, 2011

Von Lycaon 

A hot eastern wolf from Zenless Zen Zero who attracts any hormonal teenagers from 10 miles away.

Amelia: "Omg, Von Lycaon!11! Hot daddy maiden wolf WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF"

Josh: "This is why you get no boyfriends"

Von Lycaon by Margooguss August 18, 2022

von trap 

(1) The mouth of someone who has a terrible singing voice but continues to sing anyway. This term originated during a 'the sound of music' production at a local theater company, where cast playing the Von Trap family weren't very good singers.

(2) Can also apply to people who don't shut up.

Diana was singing last night at the jazz bar. We wished she would shut her von trap and just let the band play.

Lori was going on and on and wouldn't shut up. I told her to shut her von trap before I came over there and punch her in the jaw.

von trap by D Mueller July 22, 2007

von almen 

when the fearless leader of the midnight crew leaves for the luxury of dayshift.

Steve was saddened; he could not believe his hero Scott was pulling a von Almen.

von almen by midnights January 11, 2017

von von 

Hope hope

von von means hope hope

von von by phat yoda March 5, 2019