Comment Vomit

1. When one person excessively comments on any social networking site, which creates an annoying amount of notifications that you do not care about.

ie. Facebook status's or photos

2. When friends have conversations on a social networking site photo or status, also creating a cluster fuck of notifications not involving you. Often happens when you simply "like" something or leave one comment.

Dude, I was tagged in a photo from that party last night, and had 84 notifications because that blonde bitch that I was hitting on comment vomited all over it.

My friends comment vomited all over Joey's status. 172 notifications later I regret "liking" it.

by AMchickentitsPU December 12, 2009

Ass Vomit

The act of expelling waste similar in color and consistency to vomit, though expelled through the rectum rather than the mouth. It may be accompanied by sounds similar to those made while vomiting as well. See throwing down

Anne: "Tommy, what did I tell you about throwing up on the carpet?"
Tommy: "Relax, mom, it's just ass vomit."

by Mace Decade January 8, 2009

Vomit-Cry

The act of crying so hard you vomit. Typically done while intoxicated.

While out drinking, Jimmy Blalock had a vomit-cry when he caught Lauren hooking up with another dude.

by billbrasky44 December 9, 2008

vomit comet

The late night bus home that you have to take when the subway stops running at 2am.. so named because all the patrons on it are drunks from the bar, and that alcohol induced vomiting is a common occurance.

fucking hell, i hate taking the vomit comet home.. you meet the drunkest weirdos on it.

by mrPrez September 27, 2004

cock-vomit

An organic fluid that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation; skeet; jizz; baby-potion; spunk

Jane: "You got cock-vomit in my hair again!"
Bill: "Sorry, I was aiming for the Kleenex. I Swear."

by Trent Schoneweis August 4, 2007

Pan Vomit

When someone cooks a meal in one pan and the food looks like vomit, often student food.

Hey Dood, what you cooking?
-Chicken and mushroom in a white wine sauce.
Ow man... that looks like Pan Vomit.

by acidsugar79 April 10, 2013

Word Vomit

A point in a conversation where you say something that you really didn't mean to.

I told Robin that I saw Mike with some girl at the movie theater last night. It just came out of my mouth like Word Vomit.

by MoonCricket November 25, 2004