volcano johnson

(1) volcano johnson = A super extreme cum blast and/or a man known to deliver such.

(2) Volcano Johnson. In the "Champs!" episode of the A-Team, a cover alias for B A Barracus (Mr. T) who plays the part of a boxer, even entering the ring for a professional bout. Therefore, a boxer.

FOXY CHICK: Look at that, Sharin'! He's lookin' fine!

SHARIN' COCKS: Yeah. He's a Volcano Johnson.

FOXY CHICK: He's a boxer? That makes sense. Boxers have great bodies.

SHARIN' COCKS: No, he's not a boxer, but, we fucked last year, and he came so hard I had cum cummin out of my ears!

by Little Amy June 11, 2006

volcano effect

A violent release of pent-up stress and/or frustration similar to an erupting volcano.

I have been on both sides of the volcano effect. It's not a pretty sight.

by Dan Boerger November 12, 2007

volcano ass

When you're asshole is like Mount St. Helens and is ready to explode like a volcano.

"Bro, you better pull over. I gots volcano ass and might splatter all over your nice upholstery"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

volcano shits

A bout of diarrhea that burns so bad that the hair on you asshole gets singed. When your asshole becomes a blowtorch.

I had a deadly bout of volcano shits last night.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

volcano penis

This is when a man/boy has a long foreskin which makes their penis look like a volcano

For example, Rhys McGowan sent a dick pic to Abbie and then Abbie said he has a volcano penis

by Abooooooi November 12, 2017

volcano taco

a word used to describe a firecrotch(michelle Grages)

michelle grages is a volcano taco!!!!!

by someone in grafton May 13, 2009

Volcano Fuck

An overreacting immature young adult. Often swears and curses loudly, when at a loss of words.

The volcano fucks are also known to create there own words in a heated conversation cock knob Fish Bag

Most volcano fucks are unemployed and snowboard

Hey Matt stop being such a volcano fuck

by SuperGura August 25, 2010