Hood Visa

A visa type card that allows a person to receive welfare benefits each month without the need to mail and cash a check. It is basically the opposite of employee benefits because no work is required to receive them. The style of the card varies state to state but if you see any black or Latino with a plastic card you can be sure it is either a hood visa or a real credit card stolen from a white man or woman. These cards can also be used as a weapon. To do this you will need to locate a black or Latino individual, take their hood visa and hide it under their work-boots. Once this has been done said individual will starve to death in 2 - 4 days unless they are able to rob a corner store and or hire a white person to locate the card for them.

That woman on aisle 4 with 34 kids and 8 carts full of groceries must have one hell of a hood visa otherwise this store is seconds away from being robbed.

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by saharadryhumor May 24, 2014

Its all Visa

A more upper class and far supperior version of the saying its all gravy. See I'll pop a cap in your mastercard for more infomation on upper-class gangster slang.

Dont worry we're cool.
Its all Visa

by Sven Svenson March 31, 2004

asta la Visa

When your credit cards are cancelled due to late payments and overspending.

Hey Remelda, Citibank's on the phone again - dey say it's asta la Visa for you baby!

by faralta January 9, 2008

accepting visa

When one admires the fact when girls hook up, date, make out, and/or marry, that one is said to accept visa. Those engaging in such activities are said to as well accept visa.

formal:
to accept visa

present tense:
accepting visa

Neha accepts visa and mastercard.

The girls were so stoked because Canada is accepting visa.

by Sujan September 5, 2008

dervish visa

Formally, a dervish visa means a conditional authorization granted by dhubahante maamul, or informally, a dervish visa means being accepted or embraced by the dhulbahante community

she was granted a dervish visa by her dhulbahante beloved

by readyforthemoon55 July 14, 2020

walking visa

A wealthier foreigner in a poor country who can be taken advantage of for a marriage visa. Can be there for any reason, including finding a partner.

Ysabel: You see that guy? He's such a walking visa. Maybe I can finally make it out of here.
Angela: Absolutely. Go for him!

by thingkinfast February 20, 2024

Scanning The Visa

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

by MistressMary October 1, 2011