Vertical Newton

Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.

"I just got my vertical newton on last night!"

by Chacha311 January 13, 2009

vertical gifted

Being vertical gifted means that everyone shorter than you will look up to you (especially if you’re between 6’2 - 6’6), like the god that you are, just to embrace your uniqueness.

All the girls want them, all the guys want to be them. Anything taller than that makes you a unique freak of nature.

*This definition was created by the 6’5 feet gang*

Sam: I hate being short sometimes

Jon: Can’t related! I’m glad that I’m vertical gifted! I was send from the heavens.

Sam: … stfu

by Finn Gerbangh December 14, 2021

Ventithebardscvm

Of unknown origin, actively has a pisskink and a degrading kink.

People tremble in fear when they hear his name.

“Hey, did you hear about that time Ventithebardscvm commented ‘piss on me’ on a video?”
“Yeah bro, that’s scary.”

by Bartoba.s February 28, 2022

vertical smile

A woman's Vagina. Called a smile since there are two labia or lips just like a face.

I'd like to kiss that vertical smile any time.

by wickers February 12, 2008

IGN Vestibule

A place to talk about masturbation, gaming, whether .9~ = 1, or religious topics that always get 100 replies.

Billy learned how to masturbate from the Vestibule.

by absolutsolidus July 11, 2003

Vertical anus

When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.

Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"

by Wowwastaken May 1, 2019

Venting

A very sus thing to do

So this girl was venting to me yesterday, she is probably the imposter

by Amongussusimposter March 20, 2021