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Utter Dogshit 

In a group of lads when one behaves so appallingly is said that that they are utter dogshit.
Kieks even mentioning a shag was utter dogshit!
Utter Dogshit by PrimDog February 21, 2020

Utter-Squishier

Man who squeezes out apple juice from snake utters
Wow he’s a Utter-Squishier

utter licker

A hillbilly that’s 5’4 or shorter and missing at least the front two teeth, uses insults such as fat ass, tumble weed, whore, tulip, Rollie pollie and flat tire. Questionably gay but probably.
Oh ya well your an utter licker!!
utter licker by Blobfish2.0 December 8, 2021

Utter Perfection 

Gus motherfloofing Porter

Utter Tutt 

Northern English colloquialism used as a variant to the phrase ‘utter shite’. Reclaimed as an affectionate term to describe clutter or additional items in a home.

Tutt is basically crap you don’t need but by god do you want. A non necessity, but a self indulgent luxury. Tutt is comfort. Tutt makes a home.
The house was covered in Utter Tutt.
What did he get you for Christmas? Utter Tutt.
Tk maxx is filled with Utter Tutt

Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task
Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.
Utter Fucculence by Brever February 8, 2023