utter cardiovascular assault

its invincible

Kira: "Utter cardiovascular assault is invincible"

by fortnitegamer220 July 25, 2019

Utter Dogshit

In a group of lads when one behaves so appallingly is said that that they are utter dogshit.

Kieks even mentioning a shag was utter dogshit!

by PrimDog February 21, 2020

Utter-Squishier

Man who squeezes out apple juice from snake utters

Wow he’s a Utter-Squishier

by Kazoo Coop May 25, 2020

utter licker

A hillbilly that’s 5’4 or shorter and missing at least the front two teeth, uses insults such as fat ass, tumble weed, whore, tulip, Rollie pollie and flat tire. Questionably gay but probably.

Oh ya well your an utter licker!!

by Blobfish2.0 December 8, 2021

Utter Perfection

Gus motherfloofing Porter

Gus Porter is utter perfection

by raedaisimmaculate December 18, 2021

Utter Tutt

Northern English colloquialism used as a variant to the phrase ‘utter shite’. Reclaimed as an affectionate term to describe clutter or additional items in a home.

Tutt is basically crap you don’t need but by god do you want. A non necessity, but a self indulgent luxury. Tutt is comfort. Tutt makes a home.

The house was covered in Utter Tutt.
What did he get you for Christmas? Utter Tutt.
Tk maxx is filled with Utter Tutt

by The Northern Translator January 22, 2022

Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 8, 2023