Unicorning

Taking a shit in a Pringles can and sticking it to someone's windshield of their car. (Making their car a unicorn)

We bough a bunch cans of Pringles and once they were gone were went around Unicorning every car in the parking lot.

by HelenKellerxxx May 14, 2016

Unicornical

A wondrous word for a person that makes you feel unique and wonderful

My boyfriend makes me feel unicornical

by Trickle16 September 1, 2018

Unicornity

A situation that is so unique as to not likely happen or occur again. Originates from ancient Indus Valley culture. Made popular in modern culture by boy-bands that show no talent but make lots of money.

Man 1: "Bob, I bet didn't get permission from the wife to play golf this weekend."

Man 2: " I won the argument with my wife. She caved. I'm going."

Man 1: Damn. How did you do that? You won the argument with her? No man has ever said that before. The unicornity of it all.

by Captain Moonlight December 15, 2020

unitarian universalism

Christianity without God.

Dude: What is Unitarian Universalism?

Man: It's like Christianity, except we don't
belive in God, per se... As such... But then
again, there's no ruling anything out for sure.

Dude: ....right.

by firstslot June 21, 2006

unicorning

A term used to describe a person who, at work, magically dissappears and reappears throughtout the work, leaving you and your co-workers wondering where they go to waste time.

"Hey Jim, have you seen Corky?"
"No, he's unicorning again, there's no telling what he's up to."

by cj2liz February 11, 2015

unicorning

To fist a girl in the anal region or in the vaginal area with your middle finger sticking up.

Hey babe, I'm gonna be unicorning you all night long

by TheTaterBater March 18, 2015

unicornism

a (hopefully temporary...but probably not) religious status on facebook in which the member wishes to capture the unicorn of her life but will most definitely never able to since he is in love with someone (or something) else. being part of this religion truly sucks. Commonalities: denial, hopefullness, ever-so declining self confidence and potential insanity.

Religious Views: unicornism.

I love him but he doesnt love me. I only have him as my unicorn, not that i would want to own him or anything.. awkward....

story of my life.

by ash........ketchum April 12, 2008