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A genius parody of Wikipedia. Uncyclopedia is where you make fun of an article by writing incredibly false things.
Without the genius of Uncyclopedia, I'd kill myself because of un-funny things...
by It'sAsh June 26, 2009
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unacoustisized

a song that is not in the acoustic form.
This song is way better than the unacoustisized version.
by elander March 14, 2010
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Unacceptaballs

Unwanted hold up or hassle caused by unacceptable balls up on someone part.
"You have kept me on the phone for more than 20 minutes and still haven't been able to resolve my problem, you're service is completely unacceptaballs"
by Don_john July 10, 2014
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unaysa

by Orangutanpoop November 23, 2021
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russian unicycle

To bone a dude in the ass complimented with a reach around. While dude getting boned sticks a finger in other dudes ass.
After a long day in rehab Sam and Dan got down on the russian unicycle.
by arbor junkie June 30, 2015
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midget unicycle

When you pay a midget to let you fuck his armpit.
Midget: what do you want to do
Kevin: I want to go crazy
Midget: we could do the midget unicycle
by Cert Andy June 7, 2016
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Unicycle Wheelchair

Arguably one of the better NASA fields of expertise. When the space race was on and it was Uncle Sam vs U.S.S.R, Astronaut vs Cosmonaut and Cats vs Dogs, the need for unicycle wheelchairs became apparant, and Mr. Nasa was once quoted saying, after they had been developed, "i don't know how we ever got by without them"

The Unicycle wheelchair was brought into the commercial sector at the very second the bee gees popularised close harmonic singing in tight trousers. Although, like toasters, expensive at first, the next christmas every household had one. The ratio in Belgium at the time of Michael Moore's conception was 12 unicycle wheelchairs to every 5 people with cheshire cats.

Through these developing years, people began to tamper with NASA's creation. Gentleman would "PIMP" or "ICE" their "RIDES" by adding "HARDCORE" propulsion systems and a "SICK" paint job. Ladies were not so intent on being the flyest mutha so were content with fluffy dice and a sombrero.

Today they are popular still, especially around buckingham palace.
"Unicycle Wheelchairs are essential for respiration"

"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No, by Jove, its a unicycle wheelchair"
by Jeffrey Douglas August 12, 2006
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