Uraniumnoob

yUo aRe A craNIUM NOOB.

A word used to describe a person who is not only a noob, but also has severe mental difficulties. In games such as COD4 and Halo 3, this word applies to the majority players under the age of 15.

Player 1: lOl! I R hav 3 Martyrdom!
Player 2: Uraniumnoob.

by Troels_Brahe January 8, 2009

Ukrainian Landmine

Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.

I just stepped on a Ukrainian Landmine

by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009

ukrainian cheese grater

where a women sits (often knickerless) on a mans chest and grinds her pelvis up and down which stimulates his nipples

ryan - i just got an ukrainian cheese grater from your bitch

elliot - dude that was my mum

ryan - she grinded me hard

jayden- stop talking about my sisters chin

by straightupdown October 23, 2012

Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator

This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V

This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!

by Freddie.V February 9, 2005

Ukrainian girls

Hottest girls on the planet tbh. They normally have big booties, and some gigantic titties. If they’re a blondie, they’re not as hot. If they’re a brunette, they’re very very hot.

I’m obsessed with Ukrainian girls

by hamburger2020 June 21, 2022

Uranium Fever

Uranium fever is another word for cancer, usually used after someone has been through chemo therapy. Particularly used as an insult.

Teacher: Max won't be coming to school for a week, he has just been through chemo therapy.

Alex: Max just has Uranium Fever lol.

by Dakiji November 8, 2018

Uranium flush

When one simply forgets to use contraceptive and tries to piss out the semen before she gets impregnated.

‘Bust’s his load’
“Oh fuck, I forgot to take the pill. I’ll be right back after my Uranium flush”

by Hammy554 March 1, 2019