the U.S congress

a group of old retards

the U.S congress: does tiktok access the home wifi?

by mvyb March 30, 2023

Thomas (U.S)

The slave of Camille. Really obedient. Stands for Ugly Slave.

Someone : who's dat stupid hoe?
Camille : oh it's nothing, just Thomas (U.S)

by neasty May 31, 2020

The U.S.

A country full of fat, ignorant, patriotic, Americans who are all depressed and in thousands of dollars of debt from insane student loans and hospital bills the government for some reason doesn't pay for. Also home to monopolies like google, which will inevitably take over the world.

At least they have an unbeatable military and economy though...

Person A: I have this online friend who swears he loves his country, but he always complains about student loans and his large weight. What country would this even be?

Person B: Probably the U.S.

by Yhatha January 25, 2020

U.S. Agent

The Evil Captain America who is VERY Mentally Unstable

U.S. Agent will NEVER be like Steve Rogers - Rando Guy

by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023

U.S. house judiciary committee

Oh wow yeah... I don't see how that's EXACTLY THE SAME... As MY thing! How it's not, I'll never know... Yet HERE I SIT! I don't see how my thing isn't worse but OK!

Hym "Yeah, I don't see how you're U.S. house judiciary committee thing isn't just exactly the same as my thing... I don't see how I'm not integral to the plot! I mean, this is literally the retard mediated version of that! Instead of big tech companies and the government it's just the mentally handicapped. This is dogshit. I should be on Oprha or something! But NoOoOoOoOo! How's it not the same except worse? Why am I not on Oprah!? Is it because I called her a fat bitch and told her to stop eating bread!? IT HAS NO NUTRITIONAL VALUE OPRAH!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

U.S. American

a term to describe people who are citizen of the USA. used to avoid confusion between the United States of America (USA) and the rest of the American continent such as Canada, Mexico, Brazil, El Salvador, etc…

Person 1: wait are you American?
Person 2: yeah im from Mexico
Person 1: ooohh i thought you were an U.S. American

by Random_Dude6661 October 03, 2023

U.S embassy pizza

Absolute garbage pizza that no one should buy. It tastes like if you slept in wet socks.

Dontavius: Hey, im gonna get pizza lmao

Quandale: where

Dontavius: Im getting U.S embassy pizza
QUANDALE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by US embassy pizza February 14, 2022