Someone who frequently calls herself "the perfect child/person". Really good at hitting the wall. Normally can only be matched for sassy critique and intensity by Abby Lee Miller, professional dancer and criminal. Solid 6/10 at beer pong — would be higher except she hits the rosé too hard. Solid 10/10 person. Can often be found yelling "get rekt mayo", "shame little boys" and "that is not okay".
Flat Dad: "Taunch was fucked tonight, ay."
Kitchen Bitch: "Seeing as she fell down the wall, yeah."
Person One: "Name ONE person who can beat Abby Lee Miller in a fight."
Person Two: "Taunch."
Kitchen Bitch: "Seeing as she fell down the wall, yeah."
Person One: "Name ONE person who can beat Abby Lee Miller in a fight."
Person Two: "Taunch."
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