Twitterpated

The stifling, uncomfortable feeling a person gets when a witty tweet comes to mind, but he/she has no access to twitter.

“He forgot his blackberry. He’s gonna be so twitterpated when he gets home.”

by android_weber August 25, 2009

twitterpated

trying to tweet something but nothing comes out

I had alot to tweet a couple of days ago but now I'm twitterpated.

by ILLooMN8us September 30, 2011

twitterpated

the female condition of having sex but not having an orgasm

even though greg was quite enthusiastic, sarah was left twitterpated and confused

by BBNthaSav August 29, 2010

Twitterpanions

Twitter + companion = Twitterpanions. People that you communicate with primarily via Twitter. They can be your followers, people you follow, etc.

Sandy and I are really good twitterpanions. I only see her every couple months, but we respond to each other's tweets every day!

by Super Mustard May 12, 2009

twitterpated

When you find yourself in the restroom, unable to pass a bowel movement due to lack of WiFi or the failure of Twitter app to load.

Jesus Christ, I tried to shit for like, 10 hours, but TweetDeck was fucked and I was completely Twitterpated!!!

by CatTaxAuditor May 13, 2016

twitterpatid

To reach ultimate climax; body convulsions.

Babe, get ready too be twitterpatid!

by $hane2600 March 1, 2021

Twitterpated

Excited and all aglow about something.

The new girl at his work had the boy all twitterpated!

by JRCFRATTELLO January 28, 2021