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teasexual

Having the desire to drink both un-sweet, and sweet tea.

Not caring if you go to the drive thru at the Macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer "unsweet" and those bastards give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don't mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.
Sir, would you like sweet or unsweetened tea?

"Surprise me, I'm teasuxual"

"I am openly teasexual, I take my tea both ways"
by hooschick27 September 21, 2016
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trisexual

a person who has sexual feelings towards men women and dogs. they enjoy saying how much they want a dog. they often deny this. often theis people own a dog.
colin- "i so want that dog"
john- "where do u want that dog? in the ass"
colin- "no im straight"
john- "then why do u shag your dog?"
colin- "i cant help it i need help"
john- "yes..yes u do"

bob- "what wrong with that guy"
john- "oh hes just trisexual"
by the maths crew :D March 7, 2010
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trisexual

A female or male, usually a female though, who claims to either have previously or is willing to currently try any sexual act, at least once. Also called a trysexual.
Male to female: So how do you feel about Menage a trois?

female to male: Well, I'm a tri-sexual, so i'll try anything once! And if i like it...well, then you can just call me a freak.
by Nay December 20, 2004
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A person who switches between being straight, gay and bi-sexual based on their mood and current emotions.
Julie- "Wow, he's really cute."
Anne- "Oh yeah, he is."
~fifteen minutes later~
Julie- "Omigosh. Check out that chick over there!"
Anne- "Wait... I thought you were straight. You're bi?"
Julie- "Nope. I'm just trisexual."
by slayson October 4, 2010
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Trisexual

One who is attracted to males, females and hermaphrodites.
Guy 1 "Do you think that guy is bisexual"

Guy 2 "No he's to weird for that he's definitely trisexual"
by XXX C-rad XXX March 29, 2010
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anyone who tries sex with anything
That trisexual tried to have sex with a tree!
by Tony IBodiducci March 13, 2009
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"A person who likes males, females, and also animals. It doesn`t really make sense, as animals are not a different sex, but it is used this way. This meaning was originally thought up in Union City, California to define a certain male. Can be used to just call someone a name."
1.) "Dude, he`s trisexual."
"What?!"
"Yeah. He broke up with his girlfriend after he treated her like shit. And after all that, she still loved him! Rumor is that he`s bisexual, but then someone saw him touching a dog."
by §ALLY <N.E.R.D> May 25, 2005
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