twilight

a vampire romance book/movie that girls obsess about because thats how they wanna be treated like how edward treats bella any way in the book they make vampires seeam like shiny and pretty creatures.

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Obsessed girl:OMG i wish i could go out with robert pattinson from twilight cuz i wanna be treated like Bella

Me:Fail....
by fuck yuuhh..... November 15, 2009
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A film/book created for sceneybop 12 year old, and probably fat girls who want to obsess and fawn over something slightly more Hot Topic than the Jonas Brothers. It is now a ridiculous fad which seems to have taken hold of retarded girls aged 10-20+ who think that the meaning of love means sparkling codependency.
by lloyd- April 12, 2009
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Biggest pile of shit ever written. Gotta love the hidden underlying Mormon morals.
That 100 year old non-human with no blood is so hot and he sparkles! I don't care if he's physically incapable of getting a boner because he has no blood, I'm gonna get myself pregnant from him anyway! -Twilight series
by candytrip August 04, 2008
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please see shit.

also; twilight is a sappy movie
Have you seen this Twilight shit!??
by ADHDDD August 03, 2010
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"My Life Is Twilight" is a site where over obsessed people come to be normal. But truth is, you are not normal. And who would make out with their dog anyways?
"My Life Is Twilight is the most stupid site ever. I'd rather visit My Life Is Average because I like Harry Potter wayyyyy better."
by lubylol April 10, 2010
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No plot what so ever. I am a teenage girl and I think this book is stupid. You can't compare it to Harry Potter, which is actual literature. Anyone who obsesses over this book is insane. Meyer has written better (ex. The Host). If you are considering reading this series, don't do it. I don't care if everyone else is, it's idiotic. Only read it to rightfully complain about it. Bella's plain and boring. There's way too many cliches. You like romance? Go find some Jane Austin.
OMG! Twilight is so amazing!!!
Have you read The Host?
No.
Go read it.
*later in time*
Did you finally read The Host?
Yes and it was so much better than Twilight!
Exactly because Meyer took the time to write and it actually has a plot.
by janebtrox February 03, 2010
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