Definitions by candytrip

twilight 

Biggest pile of shit ever written. Gotta love the hidden underlying Mormon morals.

That 100 year old non-human with no blood is so hot and he sparkles! I don't care if he's physically incapable of getting a boner because he has no blood, I'm gonna get myself pregnant from him anyway! -Twilight series

twilight by candytrip August 4, 2008