A film/book created for sceneybop 12 year old, and probably fat girls who want to obsess and fawn over something slightly more Hot Topic than the Jonas Brothers. It is now a ridiculous fad which seems to have taken hold of retarded girls aged 10-20+ who think that the meaning of love means sparkling codependency.
by lloyd- April 11, 2009
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by candytrip August 4, 2008
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by ADHDDD August 7, 2010
Get the Twilight mug."My Life Is Twilight" is a site where over obsessed people come to be normal. But truth is, you are not normal. And who would make out with their dog anyways?
"My Life Is Twilight is the most stupid site ever. I'd rather visit My Life Is Average because I like Harry Potter wayyyyy better."
by lubylol April 10, 2010
Get the Twilight mug.No plot what so ever. I am a teenage girl and I think this book is stupid. You can't compare it to Harry Potter, which is actual literature. Anyone who obsesses over this book is insane. Meyer has written better (ex. The Host). If you are considering reading this series, don't do it. I don't care if everyone else is, it's idiotic. Only read it to rightfully complain about it. Bella's plain and boring. There's way too many cliches. You like romance? Go find some Jane Austin.
OMG! Twilight is so amazing!!!
Have you read The Host?
No.
Go read it.
*later in time*
Did you finally read The Host?
Yes and it was so much better than Twilight!
Exactly because Meyer took the time to write and it actually has a plot.
Have you read The Host?
No.
Go read it.
*later in time*
Did you finally read The Host?
Yes and it was so much better than Twilight!
Exactly because Meyer took the time to write and it actually has a plot.
by janebtrox February 3, 2010
Get the Twilight mug.Something that excites the youth of today and well, pisses the population of the world who has a decent taste in movies off. Me for example.
Twilight is what ruined vampires for the world by getting them confused with another fictional character; Faeries. Look at the comparison;
Edward:
-Sparkles
-Doesn't drink blood
-Fictional character
-Tries to help humans (Fails miserably)
Faerie:
-Sparkles!
-Doesn't drink blood
-Fictional
-Tries to help humans
Or you could compare Edward to being a cupcake or not, I don't want to ruin cupcakes for the world.
As for Bella, who could create such a dry and useless character who has zero personality but has enough life in her to fawn over a fake vampire; well you have to congratulate the author on that at least.
Not as if the world overlooks that; they do.
Why would the world love Edward anyway when there are much cooler vampires out there that have much more personality, fit and also make you want to watch the movie,
Blade
Dracula
Lestat.
BRAM STOKER WOULD BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE!
I suppose twilight may give hope to young writers out there, if this crap can be published, become popular and also get a movie made about it then it gives hope to all the budding writers out there who can't write for toffee but hey write about sparkly vampires and you got a hit!
Twilight is crap people....
Twilight is what ruined vampires for the world by getting them confused with another fictional character; Faeries. Look at the comparison;
Edward:
-Sparkles
-Doesn't drink blood
-Fictional character
-Tries to help humans (Fails miserably)
Faerie:
-Sparkles!
-Doesn't drink blood
-Fictional
-Tries to help humans
Or you could compare Edward to being a cupcake or not, I don't want to ruin cupcakes for the world.
As for Bella, who could create such a dry and useless character who has zero personality but has enough life in her to fawn over a fake vampire; well you have to congratulate the author on that at least.
Not as if the world overlooks that; they do.
Why would the world love Edward anyway when there are much cooler vampires out there that have much more personality, fit and also make you want to watch the movie,
Blade
Dracula
Lestat.
BRAM STOKER WOULD BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE!
I suppose twilight may give hope to young writers out there, if this crap can be published, become popular and also get a movie made about it then it gives hope to all the budding writers out there who can't write for toffee but hey write about sparkly vampires and you got a hit!
Twilight is crap people....
Friend 1: Lets go see "Twilight"!
Friend 2: Okay....
Halfway through the movie....
Friend 1: It's so beautiful..
Friend 2: *asleep*
Friend 2: Okay....
Halfway through the movie....
Friend 1: It's so beautiful..
Friend 2: *asleep*
by Miss anonymous ranter March 15, 2010
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