twatclown

1) a person who exhibits a tendency of being an asshole to the point of absurdity 2) a person who is a buffoon, and also a jerk

Mary: "He threw rocks at James and Darci, because he thought the cool kids would think it was funny? What a twatclown."

by campbell42 February 24, 2010

Twating

When somebody has nothing better to say and talks shit

Mary is twating about everyone because she is jealous.

by nadaltennis885 May 11, 2011

Twaties

A group of Twaty girls who may or may not be whorish in appearance.

Hey look at that group of twaties

by AsiasorousMD August 2, 2011

Twatcho

Nasty ass nachos, topped with all kinds of shittiness.

Damn, those are some twatchos.

by Dawson Brown November 28, 2005

twatiosity

When a person or thing is being twat-like (see twat). Usually people that have mullets or are lacking in certain bodily parts.

Ginger - I hate you sooooooooo much, you are such a slut (see slut)!

Brunette - Omg your twatiosity is overwhelming!

by Blondie and Rawkitup June 9, 2005

Twatch

Verb: To clock someone's twitter timeline.

He asked me why I had the time to tweet her back, and I hadn't tweeted him. I asked him why he was twatching me.

by That Liddle Shorddie March 21, 2011

twatism

Twatism is the art of being a twat. It is NOT the female vagina in this meaning.

Twatism is a collective term for behavior that makes people a 'twat'.

Man: I hate my colleagues!
Woman: twatism is the word you're looking for. you work with twatism

by Jay9887 April 27, 2008