Twat

A twat is somebody who acts like a cunt (see cunt)

That adgh is a right twat

by His mum January 6, 2007

Twat

A boring or uninteresting tweet on Twitter.

marylalala - going to the mall
marylalala - buying pants
marylalala - getting in my car
marylalala - home again
(DM) billybob @fredbanana jesus christ whats with mary? those aren't tweets, they're twats.
marylalala - pants are too small back to the mall
(DM) fredbanana @billybob unfollow?
marylalala - forgot my receipt on kitchen counter

(DM) billybob @fredbanana i think we have to.

by blahblahblahblahhhhhhhh123456 July 8, 2009

Twat

David Cameron

The twat thinks he's in charge of Britain!

by Aisforchange June 11, 2010

Twat

The word twat in the dictionary means ' pregnant goldfish!'

that goldfish is a twat!

by Sofii February 3, 2008

Twat

One who Tweets on the social networking site Twitter.

Wow, did you see Perez Hilton's Tweet yesterday? What a twat!

by princeyanni April 23, 2009

Twat

clint;pussy;cunt/ vagina

I busted on the twat

by john January 6, 2007

Twat

A vulgar word used for someone (usually a girl) who is extremely rude, mean, or extremely slutty.

Another word for a woman's vagina

Likened to cunt

Wow, Courtney is the biggest twat I know

by allforfree September 9, 2012