turtling

(adj.) The state of having one's penis pull up into the body and disappear beyond the foreskin, like a turtle's head. More common in overweight men.

Look at that big fat guy over there, he's totally turtling!

by J. A. Anschütz January 26, 2023

turtling

In a video game, to progress through the game at a very slow pace, much slower than designed, in order to artificially lower its difficulty. E.g. engage fewer enemies at a time, kite them for extended time, use a lot of time to heal and stock up with consumables between encounters etc. Can be used as a derogatory term if it abuses game mechanics to the point of breaking immersion. Some games have measures to prevent this tactic such as set timers to complete each part or evolving opponents who would outpace and overwhelm you in such a case.

Streamer: "Okay, this part looks tough. So I'll be taking it very slow and methodically..."
Viewer: "Read: turtling"

by __Vano February 11, 2023

turtling

To sneak up behind someone wearing a hoodie, then inverting the hood on said hoodie, thus making it appear as though the person now has a turtle shell on their back.
This can then be accompanied with shouts of 'TURTLED! TURTLED!' at the victim while simulating a turtle shell on your own back.

*sneaks up behind and flips hood*

Leah: HAH TURTLED
Talon: what does that mean?
Leah: Turtling is when I flipped your hood and gave you a turtle shell!

by ay you March 25, 2023

Turtling

Turtling: An act done between couples, where one person lays on top of the other person, where the applied pressure is very soothing; Usually followed after sex.

Ex. You should try turtling! you don’t know what you’re missing out on!

by VeganTorchic October 11, 2023

Turtling

To do turtling, you will need 4 or more people and the class turtle. Each person involved will fuck the turtle and the last person to nut will have to drink all the nut out of the dead turtle.

Me and my class wanted to pull a prank on the teacher, so we decided to do turtling!

by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Turtling

When you and a partner have a shit kink.

Your partner takes a shit on your chest but before doing so, they tease you by pushing it out but before it comes out they clench it back in.

You: Cmon babe, just shit on me!

Your partner: Not yet! I gotta finish turtling!

by m4sshysteria2009 February 12, 2026

Turtling

When it is so cold your circumcised penis shrinks so much it looks like you have a foreskin.

My circumcised penis was Turtling after a skin in the ocean.

by anonymous July 17, 2025