Tuscaloosa Weedwacker

While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.

I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!

by suspect2 February 7, 2010

Tuskan Brakes

The act of reaching over to another riders bicycle and applying his or her brakes in order to slow them down and give you the advantage. Then, yelling the Tuskan raider battle cry as you speed ahead.

That bastard Bob gave me Tuskan brakes on the last uphill before the finish line.

by The Bagmister April 20, 2006

tuscaloosa dumpling

A tuscaloosa dumpling is a twist onclassic cherokee chin strap,followed by a montgomery monkey tail,topped off with a gravey chaser.

" no one knows what a tuscaloosa dumpling is except for you aunt lil,cuz she invented it" Early cyler its a right of passage.

by erly cylers momma August 28, 2010

Naughty Tucan

(noun) A odorous young man who has a particularly large nose who sticks it in people's business and is very loud and obnoxious about it.

"chris kobel, what a naughty tucan."
"shut that bird up, damn naughty tucan."

by monkeyman8 April 21, 2010

Tuscaloosa Tumbler

When you're doing that bitch missionary with her legs on your shoulders, on the edge of the bed. Right before you come, you roll her fat ass off the edge and spooge on to her back/ the back of her head.

I didn't want to knock that dirty whore up, so I ended up giving her the old Tuscaloosa Tumbler.

by Marely February 2, 2008

Tuscaloosa

Also know as T-Town it's home of the University of Alabama. Its a hell of a place to party, have fun, go to school, watch and play football,and its also a great community. Lots of people hate on it because they are lame and one night their mother was passing through and got knocked up but we wont talk about that.

The Tide rolled today in Tuscaloosa beating Auburn 36-0.

I cant wait till Tennesse comes back to Tuscaloosa, their woman give the best brain.

by T Goode February 24, 2009

tuscaloosa

Medium sized town in Alabama known for their college football team the Crimson Tide. Lots of fine females and redneck highschoolers.

Lets go to the game in Tuscaloosa. Roll TIDE Roll. Bubba pass me my beer.

by KyleGates July 8, 2005