turtlenecking

where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out

Stewy: man find me a toilet im turtlenecking!!!

by Chri$$un October 8, 2008

turdling

Slang
n. 1. son of a turd, runs in the family.
2. little pieces of shit, feces, excrements.

1. ex. You just a turdling compares to your dad!
2. ex. I don't like how your turdlings are clogging up my toilet!

by ZionMagus August 14, 2003

Turtleneck

A word used to describe an uncircumsized penis.

"Somebody's wearing a turtleneck."

by Rachaelmalice April 11, 2010

turteling

when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.

i got to shit so bad i am turteling.

by soup bone February 5, 2008

turtlenet

slow dial up internet access

Ang: Can you housesit for us next week?

Leslie: I would, but I have to do my classes online and would go nutty with your turtlenet.

by Leslie Batta January 2, 2009

turtleitis

When your penis has major shrinkage, due to cold water, weather or anything else cold.

Brrr! got a wicked case of turtleitis, this pool is too cold!

by aries:) March 5, 2010

turtlenecker

A turtlenecker is an individual who purposefully looks at another's genitals in a public restroom.

Stop looking at my dick, you dirty old turtlenecker!

by KungFooBar November 13, 2011