alternative truth

a blatant lie. what Kellyanne Conway calls blatant lies by her administration when exposed on national television. see also bull mother fucking shit.

Sean Spicer's assertion that grass mats, biased photo cropping and secret service magnetometers hid the fact that Trump's inauguration crowd was, "the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration--period" goes beyond Trump's razor, to the realm of alternative truth.

by conanmalone January 22, 2017

My truth

Not THE truth. Something someone tries desperately to convince themselves of in order to justify their actions and opinions.

Scientist, "The simple scientific truth is that, aside from genetic anomalies, the human race has two genders as defined by their chromosomes."
Activist, "That may be YOUR truth but its not MY TRUTH. I identify as an ATTACK HELICOPTER."

by BOBimusREX March 2, 2019

truth nut

When someone tells their girlfriend that they’re cheating on them while having sex with them.

Person 1: John just told his girlfriend he was cheating while he was having sex with her.
Person 2: He gave her a real truth nut!

by Vtrevary November 10, 2019

Oppai is truth

Term used by the anime/weeb community to express their liking for a anime girl with particularly large breasts.

This phrase is for the people who like those them big ass tiddies
Largest oppai out of "flat is justice" and "medium is premium"

Megumin = Flat is justice
Aqua = Medium is premium
Darkness/Wiz = oppai is truth

by F1ynn June 23, 2021

truthfully

Used in place of the word honestly to sound coooler.

Girl 1: Did you study for today's test
Girl 2: Truthfully, idgaf about it

by Mindless Millennial December 1, 2017

Pre-Truth

A lie that will eventually come true.

Amy: What are you doing?
John: Cooking.

(Amy 5 minutes later) What are you doing now?
John: Getting ready to cook.

Amy: So you lied to me!?
John: No, it was just a Pre-Truth.

by Trissten B March 12, 2015

truth be sold

A malapropism of the phrase "truth be told", which is used in situations where the "truth" in question is of the nature of a financial gain.

Tom - "If that band wanted to retain their integrity, they shouldn't have signed to Sony / BMG, and released a pop album"
Doug - "Truth be sold."

by malarky2020 March 2, 2009