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Turkey

A Middle Eastern country but its people will argue with you they're European, even though barely 5% of the country is in Europe. Turks have more in common with Asia than with Europe; for one, they are Muslim like the countries on its east side; and two, unlike the Slavic people from transcontinental Russia, the Turkic people (Tajiks, Uzbeks etc) are associated with central Asia than Europe. They are very knife-happy people and are known to turn the weapon on their own relatives, just search for Yuksel Yesilova on YouTube.
Turks are known for their tyrannic behaviour, for example oppressing the native Kurds in the south-east region of the country for many decades and invading Cyprus in the '70s, which is currently disrupting the neutrality of the independent island and further integration into the European Union.

The only argument Turks can put forward for being European is that their country can qualify for the UEFA European Championship, well so can Israel and Azerbaijan and that doesn't make them European countries.
"Where are you going this summer?"
"Turkey"
"hmmm... don't forget your body armour"
by JizzySpunkbubbles February 22, 2013
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the blubber under your chin, fun to grab,pull, and play with.
Grandpa Maurice has a great turkey
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A movie or album that had lackluster sales and is wack.
Swept Away was a complete turkey.

Blood In My Eye had some good beats, otherwise it's a turkey ass record.
by Omega Death December 5, 2003
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why all this hate...if you guys praise hatred toward turks...are you then any better?ask this question to youself!i think we should try to get along with each other...
by why this hate? July 12, 2003
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i. the unique euroasian country
ii. a bird's name which some people like to joke around their turkish friends
iii. "Turkiye" in turkish language
history teacher: Hey guys which country fought against all the europe except germany in world war 1?

student: Turkey
by engineer-painter May 28, 2010
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a country which has nothing to do with mongolians,because they are from irrelevant origins,and also suffers from some clueless claims about slaughtering other nations.turkish historians are ready to debate through historical documents about these unfortunate claims,yet when it comes to scientific arguments,the supporters of the opposing view who actually implement terrorism within turkiye,refrain from mutual modern debates.
Turkey is a modern country which suffers the misinterpretations of some other ethnics on the global arena.
by gokhan kurt June 11, 2006
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A substitiute word for any possible word in an exclamation.
Holy Turkey, that was awesome!
by bOb_ the definer March 6, 2005
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