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Turducken

Placing the penis into the vagina while simultaneously placing testicles into the anus.
Everyone can enjoy a turducken but not for long.
by Stillfat September 15, 2021
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Turducken

The act of which three furries get together to vore one another in a sequence, where one furry vores another, then gets vored by the last furry, completing the movements.
Tim: hey bill ima do the turducken with milo tomorrow wanna join in to make it complete

Bill: eh sure my schedule is cleared as long as I'm the first it should be fine
by Damain November 23, 2024
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Turducken butterslide

When someone take a mammoth shit from a 3 day constipation spell and it sticks the the floor of the toilet bowl and proceeds to topple like Jenga into the genitals of the producer. It will leave a butter smear on the meats.
Today is had 6 laxatives to cure my chronic constipation and I blasted out my longest log ever. Didn't realize until later that I had a crusty turducken butterslide smear on my tightly whities. It took 4 wash cycles before I eventually threw them away.
by Cunt bean blister November 29, 2024
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Turducken

To recieve sexual acts in all 3 holes, while tied up.
"John turduckened me last night"
by Definitelyarealperson September 15, 2025
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Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom
i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022
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Like a turducken

When you find something that consists of something containing something which also contains something which makes you blurt out "This is like a turducken." because that is quite similar to a turducken.
"One time in the junkyard I found a bus which had a small car in it which had a toy car in it. It was like a turducken."

"Oooh, interesting."
by ComputerWorld February 5, 2024
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