golden tulip

When a man urinates inside a woman and then denies responsibility.

He totally Golden Tulipped me and wouldn't even admit it

by Doug Galaxy December 18, 2016

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dutch tulip

a lesbian sex position. in the 69 position but on your sides. legs provide a comfortable head rest.

"im sick of the same old 69... lets do a dutch tulip for neck support"

by chickychicky October 08, 2012

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Tulip Poppler

The biggest, longest, straightest tree in the woods. More commonly used by black men to describe their dominant penis around other races, especially whites and asians, but typically any race will do.

Black Man: Behold, the Tulip Poppler.
White Man: Fuck you.
Black Man: Yo b, I's is talkin' bout dat big azz tree ova' der' nigga.
White Man: Oh, I'm sorry my fellow equal man.
White Man (Inner Thoughts): I didn't actually understand what this nigger just said, but my insecurity and small penis are very offended right now.

by the mad HessMan August 31, 2010

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tulip sandwich

Sexual act where two guys put their dicks in 1 butthole

"Wow! Did you hear that jack got a tulip sandwich from james and conner last night?"

by Nerdyo December 18, 2017

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Jerusalem Tulip

1) a very pretty girl who is extremely religious.

2) a rare kind of tulip.

"Oh man did you see that girl in church today? She's super pretty."
"Yea bro I got with her last night."
"No way! You picked a Jerusalem Tulip?!"
"Yea but now she won't stop asking me to go to her bible study."

by Jewbaru April 13, 2014

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