tube

Slang for a guy's *ahem* schlong. Used mostly by teenagers, especially in the south.
"Dude, did you see Wills doin' those jumping jacks!? He was free-ballin, and his tube fell out!"
by Makku August 11, 2004
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Tubing

Verb{TOOB-ing}
The act of combining 3 finely crushed vicodin, 3 tablespoons of grape cough syrup, and sprite. Result is a sweet, purple solution that has great intoxicating abilities.
"Dude! Im tubing my balls off!" OR "You wanna go tubing?" OR "Oh man, I'm tubed out of my skull"
by Abort 2k8 August 09, 2008
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Tubes

The internet.

<i>The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes. </i>
"Does your apartment have tubes?"
"No, I'm still waiting on the cable company."
by lonelocust October 01, 2008
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tubed

See slashdotted, but replace slashdot.org with penny-arcade.com.
Man, my site just got tubed! Thanks a BUNCH, Penny Arcade!
by Legato February 21, 2003
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tubes

Ice cold beers of any kind eg. castle lager
Hi Michael King. Would you like to come suck some tubes with us after work at News Cafe.

No thanks, i have beer cancer from the night before. But thank you for asking.
by dj boomy August 22, 2007
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tubed

The movie was rather dull, until I got tubed
by Derek Wohlust May 20, 2003
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tube

The slang term for the London Subway
by Nick April 19, 2005
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