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trumphoon

Followers and devotees to Donald Trump and his Make America Great philosophy. A person who vehemently espouses the denigrating views and oral tripe that mark Trump's campaign rhetoric.
Donald Trump is an Asshat and every one of his followers is a Trumphoon.
by ilookmarvlus May 30, 2016
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Triumphant Gus

The act of receiving a blowjob from a girl in the shower while the warm water hits the back of your head. Folding your hands behind your head in triumph is not required, but strongly encouraged.
Gary: Oh, hey, how how'd it go with Padme?

Gus: Gary, let me tell you, I had the best Triumphant Gus of my life last night. All sorts of temperatures were just right.
by Glenn Mariafastein January 7, 2010
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trumphags

A disparaging nickname for the aging club of crones the Grabber in Chief once groped.
It’s hard to imagine I am among those most favored of folks, the trumphags.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019
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junior-trumphair

A style of hair where the hair is slicked back and greasy looking. Often worn by douchedicks while they are on national television railing against fake news.
His junior-trumphair made him look ridiculous.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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trumphobia

The state of being so completely embarrassed by the actions of your federal government you are unable to travel outside of the continental United States for fear of being the laughing stock of every non-US citizen you encounter ANYWHERE.
All over cable t.v. and plastered across the front page of the international

newspaper in bold print was, "US LEADER TO UNITED NATIONS COUNCIL

-CLAIMS 'THERE IS NOTHING WRONG DOWN THERE'' along with a close up

photo of the man with both hands pointing towards his crotch in

reference to a lewd comment made by an intoxicated person in a crowd.

Overcome with TRUMPHOBIA, barely able to breathe, I froze up, cringed

and pulled the blanket over my head knowing I wouldn't be able to take

my trip to Paris even though I had already purchased through an auction,

a pair of non-refundable round trip tickets that could not be

rescheduled . Just the thought of the foreign people staring, laughing

and pointing at me petrified me and I could not take the vacation.
by bulletfxr July 9, 2017
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Trumphaustion

A temporary condition that occurs when Trump’s constant effort to be in the press combined with the polarized media coverage is more than a person can stand and the only answer is taking a break from anything Trump.
Trump’s constant antics are a sense of wonder, that no matter how outrageous, he is able to constantly out do himself. As much as I want to watch the news or take in one of the comedy parities to see what he’s done next, I’m taking a break due to a severe case of Trumphaustion.
by Annabelle Cunningham December 1, 2018
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Trumphatige

A state of exaustion created by endless being subjected to new words stemming from the root word, Trump.
Bro, my brain just can't keep up with all the new Trump words. I think I'm suffering from Trumphatige.
by Uncle504 February 1, 2017
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