savannah toulson

A nice way of saying your a hoe

Your such a savannah toulson

by Game mode 0 November 28, 2016

Muffin Tops

Term for the rolls of fat hanging off peoples sides. AKA Love handles.

That girl's muffin tops are hangin out of her jeans

by brownkumar December 16, 2006

topsiding

Being on the topside of a boat or ship.

“Hey Dave! You should come out. We’ve been topsiding all day and it’s beautiful!”

by xmeekx December 17, 2013

T-Tops

Roof openings designed to blast Journey and Bon Jovi at bystanders while you do wicked burnouts in your IROC-Z or Buick Grand National.

"We drove 800 miles without seein' a cop,
got rock n' roll music blastin' out the T-Tops" - The Boss

by Muscles Marinara April 21, 2009

Toupee

A mysterious, furry mammal that resides on the heads of aging, bald men.

Should there be an accent somewhere in toupee? I think so.

by Diggity Monkeez January 23, 2005

Chocolate toupee

When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock

Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.

by Mr Sausage December 9, 2008

Tulip Toupee

A tulip toupee is the act of having anal sex with a partner and upon ejaculation, the thruster with his both hands, grabs as much hair possible on his lovers head and pulls as hard as possible. This action constricts the recievers anal canal, greatly enhancing the the thrusters orgasm. Hopefully, if you pull hard enough, you will have two handfuls of hair. Take this freshly removed hair and slap it on your takers sperm leaking butthole, pull up your pants and run out the radar yelling " (persons name) got a tulip toupee"

Hey todd, did you get a haircut? No john, frank was over last night and gave me a tulip toupee. Wow todd, those missing patches of hair, that looks like shit. Well john, you think this is bad, you should see eric!

by Chicks dig radar guys October 3, 2008