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Torchthebridge

A message board that was created after Gabe from Penny-Arcade deleted the forums when someone referred to his girlfriend (now, wife) as being fat. After a move to EZBoards, SpookyMikal and Oknark banded together in a hilarious show of emo to create a message board that is now known as Torchthebridge, or TTB
Did you see the post on Torchthebridge? the PSP is $350!
by Tezkah October 9, 2004
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love torpedo

A massive steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, propelled by a male into a female, inside whom it explodes with massive force, generally convulsing the female, and pouring a large quantity of liquid into her. In demonstration of Newton's Third Law of Motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect in the male who propels it. Called a "love torpedo" because, unlike a war torpedo, its purpose is friendly and its effect is benign, and the recipient is as delighted to receive it as the sender is to deliver it.
My love torpedo felt like it was going to explode.
by Adam Philips August 18, 2006
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messy tophat

When one uses a wool hat as a masturbation aid and, upon being walked in on, places said hat up on their head.
Did you hear about Greg? His mom almost caught him jerking off and he had to pull a messy tophat!
by notnops January 16, 2008
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Tophering

(Verb). To make something easier through means of cheating, cheat codes, cracking tools or a guide. Specifically related to Video games.
He was completely tophering his way through Final Fantasy 7.
by EvilZ3RO December 15, 2012
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Syrian Torpedo

A very large dildo, usually black and sometimes spiked, fired from a RPG towards an enemy's anus.
Guy 1: Have you seen the new porn coming out of the middle-east?
Guy 2: Yeah, they are always giving someone a Syrian Torpedo.
by ljohn12N May 13, 2014
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Torpedo Turd

When you're taking a dump and you pass gas the same time a turd is coming out, Rocketing the turd into the water splashing the water on your cheeks.
Why is the floor wet?

I had a torpedo turd.
by TonyF June 17, 2008
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Topher the Tofu

a man who gives no shits about popularity, and is allergic to Tofu
Oh man, did you hear Topher the Tofu last night? Hating on the concert we all went to.
by JaioCG October 1, 2017
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