rootinest tootinest

rootinest could be the way the word route sounded from cowhands,and tootinest could be the farts from all the beans they ate on the route or trail.Or and other wise you might even say rootinest means rowdiest instead of roughest.

If you ever saw Blazing Saddles,there would be an example of tooting around the camp fire.That was one rootinest tootinest time at the campfire.So I take exception to the meaning roughest and toughest.It don't make sense.It was an after dinner time thank you to the cook.

by alfred sinclair October 14, 2011

Tooting

Slang for prostituting

I thought the girl at the bar liked me. Then I get her back and she was tooting

by [e-mail] May 15, 2015

darn tootin

A redneck's way of saying coolio.

Bobby Joe: "Did you see that tractor?"
Billy Ray: "Yup, it was darn tootin"

by Staffetkongen March 11, 2016

darn tootin

A phrase that 99 year old men use when describing a "fine young thing"
Adjective.

"Ricky Bob was that pretty young thing fly?"
"Darn tootin! Der ol' Bobby Rick!"

by Meeka! January 5, 2009

rootin' tootin' raspberry

An offensive term used for someone who has so much acne on their face, they have no regular skin left.

Cindy gave her rootin' tootin' raspberry friend a bottle of Clearasil for Christmas.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

tootin' flute

Performing oral sex on a man, giving him a 'blowjob'.

I love tootin' flute.

by BexT April 20, 2008

Tootling

The act of snagging semi attached toppings on an adjacent piece of pizza.

Tim is world renowned for "tootling" extra cheese and pepperoni every time there is a pizza within ten feet of him.

by Decal in Arizona April 26, 2009