Tonks

When a girl takes a boy back to her room after a night out but he leaves in the morning with nothing more than a high-five to the shaft or his fingers smelling slightly of salmon.

Jim: So tell me about that bird last night then!
Roger: nothing to tell mate, she fuckin tonksed me
Jim: ahh no man, no1 likes to hear that

Gabrielle: Hey chick! how was last night then hehe ;)
Helen: oh you're gonna love this, i totally tonksed him!
Gabrielle: you bitch! *punches helen in the nose*

by fatman123456789 January 24, 2010

tonked

well u see it when ur sittin in the back of the bus and it hits a bump and u fly off the seat

jimmy got tonked on the bus

by Top September 18, 2005

Tonk

Something which is large

thats a tonk penis u have there lad.

by PPB April 2, 2003

tonk

The sound of a D cell maglite striking a penguin or bee keeper.

It's time to tonk the mods.

by arfcommer May 13, 2005

Tonk

Tonk is another word that means cool or awesome. Whenever you are about to say cool or awesome you should correct yourself in saying the word TONK!

Dude, you are looking mighty tonk today!
Wow that was very tonk.
I had a pretty tonk weekend!
I am tonk.
That was soooooooo tonk!

by The Tonkest Person EVER!!! October 5, 2009

Tonks

A Pimp fly ass mofucker who owns Also know as Tonkz!!

Omg hes soo Tonks!!!! Thats one Tonks Guy!!!!!!!

by The-Monkey-Of-Doom July 5, 2004

Tonk

To tonk a girl using your penis means you stand in front of her and swinging you hips smack her in the face with your penis, which makes a "tonk" sound.

Chris wanted a sandwich and Jane was reading, so he stood over her tonking her in the face with his penis til she got irritated and gave in and made him one.

by Orcoangel May 29, 2007