DNA Tango

Reproduction. Combining your DNA with another person's to create offspring.

You need a good partner when you're doing the DNA tango, otherwise you could end up with stupid and ugly kids.

Oh, she's pregnant? Looks like her and Bob did the DNA tango.

by Livsteroo January 23, 2011

Steel Tongue Drum

A variation of cunnilingus where you keep your tongue straight and hard like steel while she plays your head like a drum.

Me: Man, I had a strange experience last night while hooking up with that girl. Freddy: What happened? Me: As I was going down on her she started to play my head like a drum and told me to stiffen my tongue?! Freddy: Sounds like she loves to play the steel tongue drum!

by freddythef'r December 9, 2021

The devil’s tango

Sex

Mom:Omg! Me and your father had the devil’s tango last night
Daughter: Omg mom wtf thats gross

by Hippos&Hippies January 27, 2019

tiger tongue

The act of licking the anus so vigorously that the hair around the anus is removed and/or the brown stained skin of the anus is removed before proceeding with anal intercourse.

Her butthole was so hairy, I had to tiger tongue that shit.

I tiger-tongued her butthole right back to high school status.

She's so hot, I would tiger-tongue her all night.

by tahoe ripper March 9, 2011

Maggie tong

Big mouth hippo
Not vsco at all sksksksks
A ugly teacher who wants to kill her students

You are so maggie tong!

by Vsco girl sksks September 8, 2019

tongue punch her fart box

Shoving your tongue deep into an anus. (As deep as you can I suppose)

Man she's really hot! Maybe she wants to get a little kinky. I'd like to tongue punch her fart box.

by The Entertainment December 28, 2013

Doing the two-finger tango

Female manual masturbation.

She stared at the ceiling mirror, naked hips gyrating as her fingers worked her G-spot in time with the music. She was doing the two-finger tango.

by mtspacey March 2, 2011