Damn dude, why you walking so funny?
I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.
I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.
I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.
I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.
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The guy in the next stall let loose a fusillade of toilet farts, so I hurried out of the restroom before I busted up laughing.
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John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.
Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.
by Trav March 28, 2005
Get the John Wayne toilet paper mug.Toilet humor is reference to defecation, vomiting, farting and urination in a humorous way. It can be funny or just totally stupid depending on the way it is presented. It is the main style of humor used in movies and television series such as American Pie, South Park, Beavis and Butthead, and jackass.
Alex: I went into the boys bathroom but i found the toilet to be full of shit. So as an alternative I pissed in the radiator for fear if I flushed the toilet it would overflow.
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And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.
And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.
by Slappy Mgee July 9, 2010
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by bobby col. June 29, 2008
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