Toasterism

When you get a body part in a toaster and can't get it out.
Shit I got my left ass cheek stuck in a toaster and I can't get it out guess I just gotta live with toasterism.
by Lasagnaaa August 26, 2019
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another term for a vagina,due to the fact the slits are alike
"I'm going to stick my bread stick in your toaster and turn up the heat!"
by Lannyfresh February 15, 2007
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generally thought of as the first/longest running ska band in the U.S

it is possible that the name originates from the term "toasting" which means to talk or chant over a rhythm or beat and is sometimes used in ska and other african/jamaican music. it could also come from the old slang for gun, OR the literal kitchen appliance.

me: hey, do you have any toasters, the?
store guy: uh, we dont sell kitchen appliences.
me: no, not A toaster. THE toasters.
store guy: oh... no. we only have shitty music. sorry.
me: yeah.

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by ghettostarchild August 15, 2007
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if toast is a penis...then a toaster is?
"LANISHA"= has the toaster..."JOSH"=has the toast
by Teeter September 02, 2004
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The toaster

When a cat positions it’s legs under its body when they sit. This pose makes them look like a square similar to a toaster and their tail is the cord
“Omg my cat was doing The Toaster and it looked so cute
by btseighthmember January 25, 2020
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getting a straight person to go gay for the first time. Like when you open a new account at a bank they used to give you a toaster.
Susie got a toaster last night at the Indigo Girls concert.
by divamermaid October 31, 2009
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n.

A racial slur denoting a Cylon, or a person of Cylon origin. Used in reference to the highly reflective metal used in the construction of the original Cylon Centurions, and its similarity to the metal used in the construction of bread-toasting devices.
"You never loved anything or anyone, so don't try to sit there and tell me you did, you goddamned toaster."

"Get the hell off my ship, you toaster-loving son of a bitch."
by President Laura Roslin August 10, 2005
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