Walrus

A nonce to keep things short. Interested in 15 year old girls, and manipulating them.

What a fucking Walrus

by SexSlayer69 May 27, 2018

Walrus

To jump onto someone or something, similar to a belly-flop.

Kristy walrused Tara's couch and broke one of the legs

by CDSKRP May 14, 2008

Walrus

Anyone named Olivia, who sits around on their fat ass all day at the pool, but never swims. And if they ever do swim, people sit on them and laugh at how fat the fricking walrus is.

(Sitting on the Walrus's head in the pool)

"Silly Walrus, you don't need air! Air is for people!"

by jazzy12345xox June 24, 2009

Walrus

A laugh by a person-sounding like they're gasping for air or hyperventalating, sounding just like a walrus; a verb referring to a laugh.

Walrusing, Walrused. He/She/They Walrused

"OH MY GOSH ASHLYND STOP WALRUSING IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY"

"She walrused for a good ten minutes; then the pitch of the walrus changed and she sounded like a donkey"

by justakidd January 05, 2011

Walrus

A female whom has performed/performs fellatio on two men simultaneously.

What a hoe, I think she walrused those guys the other night.

by showcasez August 28, 2010

walrus' walnuts

Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.

After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.

by giraffe-o October 12, 2012

Chapped Walrus

A Chapped Walrus is a really crusty and musty camal toe/moose nuckle.

Guy#1 : Dude look at her!
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.

by leopoldoYjose_FromSpanishClass February 22, 2015